I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.
The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.
And look at that fucking majestic mustache.
oh my god
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
Wrought iron spiral staircase in Nurses’ Building on North Brother Island in September 2011.
I’m reblogging one of my earliest Tumblr posts because I’ve just chosen this photograph as one of my 3 new Limited Edition prints for Spring 2014. The edition of 10, sized 24x36” and signed and numbered on verso, will list at $1,000 per impression. However, the first impression - numbered (1/10) - is currently listed on eBay and will sell for much less. So I thought I’d put it out there on Tumblr, in case anybody wanted a giant piece of limited edition art at a budget price!
There’s 95 Days Til Christmas!
So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears
Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears.
This is exactly what happened
Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”
FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN
my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell
my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy
now i know it was a LIE
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE
Jan 10th, 2014. We did this in the ER because everyone who works in the ER is 6 yrs old. It takes about 2-3 hrs before you begin to feel like you are straight up going to shit your pants. I was on the toilet for an hour. Then I tried to take a shower. I shat myself in the shower.
It was the funniest thing I will ever fucking do.
It only takes a handful.
bunny friends looking at the sky together
they look so fluffy and cute its just too much to take in!
There are two times of the year. Autumn and waiting for Autumn.
- Me (via autumncoziness)
Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots